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PREORDER Beer Money Greeting Cards Set - 8 cards
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Unwell Wishes at a Glance
- When you can't find a traditional greeting card about punching someone in the face.
- Perfect for gaming fans bar brawlers and sarcastic people.
- Blank insides provide plenty of space to personalize your cards. Maybe with an apology.
Horror of Horrors: More about Unwell Wishes
Greeting card stores are full of options for birthdays and weddings but what about other important life moments? Like breaking up with a cheating partner or telling your appalling child that they're out of the will?
Unwell Wishes is a line of greeting cards perfect for such situations or just for people with a morbid sense of humor. Each card features one of the images and text from the Beer Money card game.
Contents
- Coldcock: 'Deserve' has nothing to do with it.?
- Freedom: I just need some time. And space. And everything you own.
- Grab: I know where you live. I saw what you did.?
- Horror of Horrors: You're so STUPID. No wonder mother hated you most.?
- Kick2: It's not me. It's You.?
- Kick4: Worship me. Lick my boots. Bring me CAKE.?
- Little Helper: Roses are BLACK Violets are BLUE The sugar is GONE Now so are YOU.?
- Self Help: Pain creates suffering. Suffering creates desire. Desire is the key that opens any door.